I am fucking starving and quite late. Should I:
a) eat, but what and where
b) take a cab to this opening and get drunk, then eat
c) drive to the opening and be restrained, then eat,
d) stay home and do work (just kidding), d) i don't know what other options there are.
e) drive to food then to opening and be restrained
Basically, I'm fishing for a ride to Paddington. Via Fatimas.
Not going to happen, is it.
Wait! Epiphany ...
f) eat toast, then consider future
I drank lotsa wine the other night then got breath-tested on the way home. Didn't lose the ol' license though. Does this mean:
i) I'm naturally lucky and should therefore continue to drink and drive
ii) It's a warning sign from the universe that I've been blessed this once and I should mend my ways before I get zapped with a lightning bolt, which will DEFINITELY happen next time
iii) nothing whatsoever
toast it is.
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I take option (i) and on this basis, I say drive to the opening and get drunk.
In any case, hope whole toast / ponderage setup worked out for yiz.
I think I'm going to start taking driving lessons again, so that I can drink and drive.
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