Showing posts with label gratuitous exclamation marks. Show all posts
Showing posts with label gratuitous exclamation marks. Show all posts

Saturday, August 04, 2007

DIY DYK

Did You Know that you can get iron-on wood? It's veneer that comes in a strip with glue on the back and you just iron it onto another piece of board.

Iron-on carpentry, who'd'a thunk it? Mr Gorbachev, tear down those walls (between masculine and feminine expressions of the domestic, of course).

In other news, I am all underslept. So I had a nap this afternoon and I'm all whacked out now. Also, I made a clock out of Fimo that really tells time!

I've got cabin fever, a bit. So I'm off to be mildly social for a bit.

Friday, April 13, 2007

Expression of indignant incredulity

Blogger won't let me tag posts with exclamation marks. I mean, what up!!

In other news, I still have NO INTERNET at home.

See how we suffer?

Thursday, March 08, 2007

Cross and ranting

Our rent goes up $20 a week ($10 each) in six weeks. Is this the dealbreaker? Should I move out/to Melbourne?

I have a sick feeling in my stomach about this ... it's shit that your rent goes up the same month you stop working. I blame the freakin media, feeding landlords full of stories like this all the goddamn time. That's the roof over my head they're toying with for their petty 'news'!

!!

Monday, October 23, 2006

Not a picture of a piece of paper


It's a picture of a sculpture!

Seriously!!

There's more, but I haven't documented the show yet.

It looks really good, since you're asking.

Monday, July 24, 2006

And my moonwalk is hilARIOUS

God, what a great life!!!

Yeah-huh!!

*beat*

!

Monday, May 01, 2006

Chilly, the elf who cannot love

Are you fucking kidding me?

Rigorous STANDARDS?

I mean, that's sweet and all ... Teigs, I'm genuinely touched. If only that you cared enough to check on my spot. (OK, you probably had some sneaky e-thing that emailed you to tell you I had posted). Nonetheless, though. STANdards. RIGorous.

Because I was feeling pretty down in the dumps. I've had a superficially light meal with the ex tonight, so now I fucking hate everything again.

OK, I'll go out on a limb. Generalities are not intereresting, now are they. We ate for about 30 minutes and then that was that. He didn't even want to have a drink with me (and this is someone who can drink). Now I'm a goddamned obliGAtion. I felt so miserable after I came home that I looked up this which caused me to burst into tears (I SAID it was a limb) and go all foetal on the couch. Until my flatmate rang. I said, I've got the sniffles. And THAT's all I'm GONNA say about it.

I'm SICK of feeling crappy. Time to goddamned well cheer up already. I'm losing my sense of humour n all. I only laugh at things in a snide, bitter kind of way. You know that bit in Napoleon Dynamite? That scene, when he's with Trisha at the dance, and she waves to her friends and they wave back excitedly and she goes over to them? And then Napoleon comes back from the loo and is all alone and sees HIS friends and waves to them and acts like he's gesturally communicating with them but really they don't see him because they've having a good time without him?

That makes me laugh like crazy.

AAAAanyway.

This is a bit weird - I mean, I hardly know you. Or - god, worse - I do know you ...

But the upshot is I'm not a lurker any more. Now I have a half-life to call my own!

(beat)

!!

I feel better now. Thanks.