It's hard to see what this is. do you want me to explain it, or will that remove the all-too-essential mystique of the art object? Ahem.
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Because sometimes, if you're very very lucky, your ongoing patience might occasionally be rewarded.
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Was this from your office supplies show?
>It's hard to see what this is. do
>you want me to explain it, or will
>that remove the all-too-essential
>mystique of the art object? Ahem.
Elegant.
Yes, you should definitely explain it. Just don't expect anyone to be intrigued anymore once you have. Unless you know something about what it's about that I don't. Which of course you do, coz you haven't explained it yet. Man, I wish you'd explain it. I'm going nuts here.
But I have to go and do some reading now. Then I have to start cleaning my room until the uploads I am doing are finished. Then I have to archive the contents of my hard disk to my iPod and reformat it - because it is damaged, apparently - then unarchive it and upgrade to Tiger. Then I have to download a special java client and be initiated into the mysteries of AQA researcherdom. Then I have to answer some email and make a MySpace page for my band. I should make an audio message for Nada too; I've been meaning to do that for a week now.
But I feel so tired all of a sudden. Maybe I'll just have a nap instead.
*jolts self awake* NO! NO! I can't have a nap.
Kitten season will be completely over soon; I really must move on that whole cat thing. Also, I have to get a new bank account because my old one is compromised, some fucker keeps stealing money from it. We have cleaned most of the house but we still haven't touched the garden or the front porch; they're in a right state. And do you know, I never submitted a tax return last year. Never did it. They haven't written to me about it or anything. I just realised that's probably because they still have my old St Kilda address. If I try and submit it now it's so late they'll probably throw me in jail. Should I just let it go and become a tax outlaw? AQA doesn't care about my tax; I'm just a contractor to them and besides, they're in the UK. But then there's my other job. And that whole legal aspect.
I just don't know. I just don't know.
Did I mention that it's all about me?
OK. Yes it was from that show. First do your ipod and your AQA things. Then tell me all about the mysteries of AQA researcherdom. I am utterly intrigued and would like to register for updates. On Monday morning ring your bank and get them to make you a new account over the phone. Resist any desires to vent any frustrations at the call centre person. This will make you feel big, together, capable and calm. This will help you cope with doing your tax which you must do soon. You will not get in trouble for doing it late. At any rate, you will get in less trouble for doing it late than for never doing it. Plus you might get some money back.
I suggest you get a kitten tomorrow. It will be a cuddly friend and you'll be glad you didn't miss a single other day of its life.
You, you, you!
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