I just ate an entire packet of Green and Black's milk chocolate.
If I had my time all over again, I would change nothing. Maybe I'd leave a bit for later so I could still be eating it now.
I'm all high now. I wish I lived in Switzerland. Think of all the fine quality confectionery. I'd be fat as a mountain.
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I ate almost but not quite an entire slab of really rich Swiss chocolate on Christmas day. It was totally worth the subsequent nausea.
I liked the last para especially btw.
"I'd be as fat as a mountain!" *dreams*
Yeah, I am going to bed.
I probably thought of the mountain because of my mental picture of Switzerland.
My brain is so frickin literal.
Nah, very natural association. And it helped make it evocative.
But I just liked the sort of masochism of the fantasy
"Oooh, then I'll keel over and collapse of a coronary!"
>"Oooh, then I'll keel over and >collapse of a coronary!"
"Maybe I'll do it twice! *wrapt expression*"
(Note to self: do not write anything in a public forum until you've finished yer first coffee)
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